Moni in Reunion

exploring paradise and other terrifying life experiences

Tuesday, June 26, 2007

good riddance (time of your life)

yes, i know that song has become a cliche. i'm sorry, but i find the title super-appropriate for my last blog from La Réunion. Because, on the one hand, i doubt anyone who's read this blog or communicated with me over the course of the year will be surprised to know that i'm ready to leave. But on the other hand, in many ways i have had the time of my life. I've done things i never expected to do, like paragliding, and setting off across mountain passes in the middle of the night. With Vanessa i've been in the closest thing that i've had to a functional long-term relationship since gradutating from high school ;-) (sadly, that's more of a commentary on my love-life than on my relationship with Ness). I've met some absolutely amazing people. So, to wrap up, here's my inventory of what i'll be leaving behind me when i take that plane on Sunday.

Things i won't miss:
-daily sexual harrassment, incurred just by being female and outdoors
-the ridiculous traffic
-the gratuitous pollution
-feeling nervous about my language abilities
-being an elementary school teacher

Things i will miss:
-the view of the ocean
-hiking
-the saturday market
-tropical fruits
-the weather (ugh, hello NY winters)
-my spanish class
-my children (when they're not being awful brats like my first class yesterday)
-speaking French (and franglais)
-my wonderful friends

and thus ends Moni in Reunion...i'm switching definitively to the new blog.

Au revior, et je vous aime!

Tuesday, June 12, 2007

short-timing

I know i haven't written in forever, but that's because i haven't had that much to say. As anyone who's gotten an e-mail from me since Mada knows, basically all i'm doing is reading, cooking, teaching, and counting down my days here. So not really much to write about. That being said, there is one exciting thing going on in my life.

Last week i got a voice mail message from my Spanish teacher, Alejandro, saying, "Monica, i have a friend who's searching for a feminine, anglophone voice. That is to say, i have a job to propose to you." Intrigued, of course, i called him back. It turns out Alejandro's friend Sammy is a documentary filmmaker who made a film about a scientific expedition to study fish populations in the Antartic. The film is going to be shown at a conference in England, so they want a version dubbed in English. Seeing as how 1) I have nothing better to do with my time and 2) I found the whole idea incredibly random and funny, I agreed to do it, and recruited my friend Julian to do the male parts. Last Friday i spent a few hours with Alejandro working on translating the script from French to English, which was surprisingly fun - nice to have a mental challenge beyond trying to come up with lesson plans. And tomorrow we're recording - my first time in a recording studio (except for visiting Sun Studios in Memphis). And we're getting paid 125€ for 1.5 - 2 hours of work (not bad), and will hopefully get a copy of the DVD so i can torment all of you with it! Awesome, right?

Switching gears, here's my schedule/contact info for the summer and beyond. The road trip/getting to New York details are still in the process of being worked out, but that's a general sketch. I'm not going to have enough time anywhere, but if i'm coming to your city and you want to hang out, let me know, we'll work something out.

Schedule:
July 1-12: Dubai
July 12-16: Paris
July17-August 1: Dallas, with probably the weekend of the 28th in Houston
(from this point all dates tentative)
August 2-6: Chicago
Aug 6-9: on the road :-)
Aug 9-11: Seattle
Aug 11-14: San Francisco
Aug 14-17: San Diego
Aug 17-18: Tucson
Aug 18-20: Tucson-Dallas, via Lubbock?
August 25th: Fly to New York.

Contact info:
American cell phone: 469-939-6989 (valid after July 17th)
Address for July and August:
1722 Southampton Drive
Carrollton, TX, 75007
Address as of August 26th, 2007 (excitement!):
D'Agostino Hall
110 West 3rd Street, #0901-B
New York, NY 10012-1074
new blog: moNY

love y'all, and see you soon!

Saturday, May 19, 2007

mada photos

Mada photos are up! With descriptions! Look at them!

Wednesday, May 16, 2007

Madagascar!

note: This is not going to be a day-by-day rundown of our trip. That would take forever and probably be really boring. For more detailed stories than this you should check out the photos which i'm currently posting and talk to me when i get home (which will be soon!). That being said...

There is a phrase in Alan Paton's Cry the Beloved Country that i have always liked and that has stuck deeply in my memory; in describing his native South Africa, he writes that the land "was beautiful beyond all singing of it." Madagascar, too, is "beautiful beyond all singing of it." When people talk about Madagascar here, the topic of conversation is always poverty. But as we drove through the red brick houses set against rolling green hills under the bright blue sky, all i could think was, "surely to live surrounded by this beauty is also a kind of wealth." I found myself the entire trip rethinking my ideas on "poor" countries' "need" for "rich" countries help. Though people there live in material poverty, we saw very few examples of misery, and i think the distinction is important. While i like washing machines and in-home dsl and urban public transportation systems, i'm not sure that if i had grown up without all those things but with the stunning vistas and clearly rich communal life in Madagascar i would be willing to sacrifice the one to attain the other. Of course we were in one of the richer parts of the country, and i would never dream of suggesting that Mada doesn't have it's problems - AIDS, malaria, infant mortality, illiteracy are all serious issues that need to be addressed. But the idea that the Western model is the goal towards which all other countries should be "developing" is seeming less and less valid to me.

Ok, enough philosophizing...what did we DO in Madagascar?

Well...

We walked a lot, in cities and in the countryside.
We sat a lot in taxi-brousses (bush taxis) waiting for them to fill up so we could leave, and then driving from city to city.
We got sick.
We introduced people in roadside restaurants to the concept of vegetarianism.
We went on an 8-hour hike with two ascents and two descents requiring ropes.
We shopped.
We were periphally involved in the aftermath of a murder.
We saw lemurs and chameleons in the wild.
We saw lemurs and chamelons and crocodiles and frogs and turtles in captivity.
We took an 8-hour train ride to the coast, sitting in second class with the region's produce being transported all around us.
We ran out of money a couple of times.
We took our malaria pills every day.
We were pestered often by people wanting us to purchase goods or services.
BUT
We were very rarely sexually harrassed (a change from Reunion).
We made friends with a lot of small children.
We gave out stickers, some money, and once put a 14-ounce can of mixed-vegetables in a beggar's cap.
I took too many photos, and not as many as i would have liked.
We went to one museum and one photography exhibit.
We pretended to speak spanish.
We ate banana fritters from roadside stands, and pizza a little too often, and drank lots of passion fruit juice.
We didn't drink the water (though i did brush my teeth with it a couple of times).
We wrote postcards.
We learned a few words of Malagasy.
We cursed the Lonely Planet.
We were at times tired and bewildered.
We had an absolutely amazing trip.

love y'all

Saturday, April 28, 2007

strange days

I'm with this guy. And i'm not sure if you guys got this particular piece of news over in the US, but limbo doesn't exist anymore.

Yeah, i kinda think we might be coming to the end of the world. Where does one sign up for that spaceship?

In other news, Vanessa and i are leaving for Madagascar on Tuesday morning, and i am RIDICULOUSLY excited. Might get to the internet one more time before then, so if you want a postcard (or a lemur) and i don't already have your address, now would be the time to e-mail or facebook me.

love y'all.

Wednesday, April 25, 2007

"Un grand ouf de soulangement"

Here's the very very very good news. In the first round of elections on Sunday, the French recorded their lowest rate of abstention EVER - 15.2%. (Sidenote, i originally typed abstinence, and didn't catch it until after i'd published the blog. lol. that would put a WHOLE new spin on the elections. Tho it would be understandable, the sight of Jean-Marie Le Pen does have the same impact as a cold shower). This is awesome, given that the first round of the 2002 elections were marked first and foremost by the fact that people "stayed away from the polls in droves." Whatever other hang-ups French voters might have, they seem to have gotten over their apathy.

So the horror scenario - Sarkozy-Le Pen - didn't happen, and French voters now have two weeks to choose between Nicholas Sarkozy and Segolene Royal. Wow, wouldn't it be amazing if a major Western nation had a female president? How cool would it be (even tho i prefer Obama to Hillary) If the United States, France, and Germany all had female heads of State by 2009? Dream about it for a few minutes...


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ok, now the reality. Sarkozy's going to win.

And let us now all take a moment to mourn the La Gauche Française (i had originally typed "the french left" and then realized that it sounds MUCH better in the original). In this election there were about 5 candidates that could be classified as "extreme-left." All their first-round scores added together don't equal up to that of Jean-Marie Le Pen, the representative of the extreme right. Add to that the fact that "centrist" François Bayrou pulled a very significant 18%, and the one thing you have to admit is that the American stereotype of the french as cigarette-smoking, coffee-sipping, near communists no longer has any basis in fact. This makes me sad.

In other news, today Vanessa and i failed to fly a kite. Oh, and i put up more pictures, so look at them.

love y'all.

Tuesday, April 17, 2007

the return of monica's inane political ramblings

...you know you've missed them.

I've cried about 5 times this week about what happened at VA Tech, and i've been reading Noam Chomsky's Hegemony or Survival and am unspeakably horrified at American foreign policy, but neither of those things are what i want to write about today.

Ok, raise your hand if you know that the first round of the French presidential elections is tomorrow (Sunday the 22nd). Hands down. Raise your hand if you can name more than 1 of the 4-8 major candidates competing in the first round. If your hand was raised for either of those, congrats. If not, don't worry, Aunt Monica went all the way to a tiny French possession in the Indian Ocean just to write an edifying blog entry for you.

The Issues: "Quel campagne nul!"
Monday in the teacher's lounge one of the teachers made a political joke and the principal went off: "what a terrible campaign!" she complained, "there's absolutely no social platform whatsoever." And as far as i can tell, she's right. There are a few stabs at actually having issues in this campaign - people babble occasionally about the 35-hour work week or the problem of housing for the homeless, a handfull of green candidates and environmental activists fight valiantly and vainly to keep global warming in the debate - but mostly it's about things like national identity and personality, and, sadly enough, gender. The major center-left candidate, Segolene Royal, is a woman, and i've heard from a frightening number of French people that this will stop her from getting elected. Sadly, there really are major issues to be confronted here. The European Union is near crisis-point, the environment too, France's economy could use some serious help...but none of these things is likely to be really changed...

The Candidates: "Sarko=Le Pen=Fascist"

the major candidates:
Nicholas Sarkozy (UMP): The center-right candidate, the ultimate establishment candidate, and as certain French people of my acquaintance lable him: "Baby Bush." Sarko was interior minister up until last month, when he quit to campaign full time. Which means that those riots in French cities in 2005 - those were his job to deal with. Result: The Sarkozy laws: lots of police presence in problem neighbourhoods, lots of prison for problem kids, not a lot of real solutions to problems. Oh and yeah, he's known for his close ties to everyone's favourite cowboy president. Finally, Sarkozy he's been moving his policies further right to court voters away from Jean-Marie Le Pen (see below). Basically, i can't stand Sarko, and neither can any of my French friends. But he'll probably win.

Segolene Royal (PS): The center-left candidate and, as mentioned, France's first ever serious female candidate for president. Yay. Unfortunately, that's about the only thing she has going for her. The woman doesn't appear to have an unscripted thought in her pretty head, and the media doesn't help by devoting pages and pages of coverage to her offhand suggestion that every French home should fly a flag on on Bastille Day while writing one article on her actual platform - which isn't terrible.

François Bayrou (UDF): The center-center candidate. Bayrou is an establishment politician running on a platform that French voters are sick of the establishment. He proposes himself as a centrist alternative to the bickering between the left and right. It might not actually be the worst idea in the world, and too be honest he has some truly good things to say in his platform, but my opinion of Bayrou is irredeemably influenced by a French satirical news show, "les Guignols d'info," which constantly depicts him as a dithering wussy who can't figure out what tie to wear without consulting a poll.

Jean-Marie Le Pen (FN): It's painful to have to list Le Pen as a major candidate. He's a right-wing racist who's main message is "France for the French." Anti-european cooperation, anti-immigration, oh, and yeah he eats kittens for breakfast and chubby little babies for lunch.

i'm going to have to cut this short because i'm about to be kicked off of the internet. I'm not even going to get to write about my favourite candidate - the green party's Dominique Voynet. Monday or Tuesday i'll blog about the results of the first round, and why they happened.

Love y'all